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The Insufficent Republican of Unchanging Tan

"I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS" -Daniel

Name:
Daniel Maurice Becker Fan Club
Membership:
Open
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All Members , Moderated
Daniel Maurice Becker is a Remarkable Fellow





"Nothing says love like Daniel"





1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / First street you lived on):
Bumper Dickson

2. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Dano Haven't Really Partied

3. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Alaska Chip Company Denali Barbeque Potato Chips Haven't Drank Anything Alcoholic

4. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You Live):
Maurice West




On Women:
iris -- how are you?
daniel -- i'm alright. tired.
daniel -- you?
iris -- alive. i think either my roomie is annoyed with me or she's in a mood. not sure.
daniel -- she's probably pmsing.
iris -- it's entirely possible
daniel -- that's what wumminses do.
daniel -- and get lost.
daniel -- and lose track of time.
iris -- all of the above
iris -- i'm tired of wimmens
iris -- already
iris -- no more plz, k? thnx
daniel -- i'll trade you a few.
daniel -- ...if you'd like to get rid of any.
iris -- sure
iris -- take 'em
iris -- all of 'em
iris -- some are great
iris -- but damn..they're wimmins
daniel -- i think you're just letting 'em out of their cages too often.
daniel -- are you letting them run around without their leashes?
daniel -- because they get unruly when they aren't tied up.
iris -- hahah
iris -- so THAT'S my problem
iris -- dammit iris, how could you forget??
daniel -- well, lets face it. you are a wummin. it would figure that you'd need a man's help to do something right.



About "The Man:"

--UNIQUE--
1. Nervous Habits: gesticulating
2. Are you double jointed: only in my thumbs. (not very useful.)
3. Can you roll your tongue: yep.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time: only the right one. (slightly more useful.)
5. Can you blow spit bubbles: I don’t know…
6. Can you cross your eyes: yes.
7. Tattoos: not just yet.
8. Piercing: nope.
9. Do you make your bed daily: yes.


-- CLOTHES --
10. Which shoe goes on first: the right one.
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone: hmm. Yes. Once. Corey.
12. On the average, how much money do you carry: I’d sey between 3 and 8 real dollars.
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7: none, 24/7. I wear this here mother-of-pearl necklace most often, but necklaces try to strangle me in my sleep, so…
14. Favorite piece of clothing: I loves me a good pair of socks.

-- FOOD --
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: I’m all about the twirling with a spoon and fork.
16. Have you ever eaten Spam: of course.
18. How many cereals in your cabinet: 5.
19. What's your favorite beverage: there was this place in Hawaii that sold guava juice from their guava tree. yummy.
20. What's your favorite fast food restaurant: I don’t eat much fast food… and when I do, I don’t like it. So I don’t know that I can really have a favorite.
21. Do you cook: badly, more often than not.

-- GROOMING --
22. How often do you brush your teeth: whenever I’m leaving the house or when I’m going to bed. So I guess 3 or 4 times a day.
23. Hair drying method: hope it doesn’t freeze.
24. Have you ever colored / highlighted your hair: highlighted (that’s a strange word. Two ‘gh’s.) it once.

-- FAVORITE --
27. Animal: I don’t know. I really like chickens
28. Food: hmm. Fresh fruit?
29. Month: July, I suppose.
30. Day: Tuesdays generally seem to be pretty good.
31. Cartoon: wallace and gromit? i don't know how to choose.
32. Shoe Brand: Birkenstock
33. Subject in school: sciences?
34. Color: green, but a specific one.
35. Sport: to watch? Football. To play? Frisbee.
36. TV show: I think this was in that last one. I said that one show on PBS that I can’t remember the name of now. It was old and about the guy building a cabin in Alaska. Oh, and Austin City Limits.
37. Thing to do in the spring: hike.
38. Thing to do in the summer: hike and go to forest fair.
39. Thing to do in the fall: hike and take pictures.
40. Thing to do in the winter: sleep.




WE LOVE YOU DANIEL



1986, adventuring, alaska, alaskan sunsets, bacon pie, being awesome, being loved, being super cool, birkenstocks, bob marley, brains!!!, bumper (r.i.p), c.s. lewis, chickens, chitna, clouds, cock push-ups, coldplay, collective soul, computer viruses, corrupting the young, crabs, crazy wimmens, crisp, daniel, daniel quinn, dapper, darling, dartmouth, dashing, dave matthews band, david mead, dedicated, destroying the mcdonald’s empire, dilbert, discourse, eating weird stuff, einstein, elegant, erica!!, far side, fear and loathing, fiction writing, fucking awesome, gardening, gordon lightfoot, granny, grumbling, guss'ak, half and half, hiking, honorable, idealistic, improbable fetishes, iris, ittalo calvino, jasmine, jay farrar, jesse, joni mitchell, journalism, kahlil gibran, kara, katie, ken quotes, king solomon, kings of convenience, kurt vonnegut, leroy's, living in the projects, long walks, m.c. escher, making stuff, man boy, maurice, mazzy star, mmmboy!, modeling, mud pies, mumbling, mutts, neither am i, nessa, nina (the dog), no vd's, non-alcoholic, not corey, oceanography, passionate, peeing on jellyfish, photography, pie, pink floyd, punk, putting smug squirrels in-their-place, rich people, ridiculous, rocks and minerals, rockwell kent, ruby, sarcastic, september 23, seth, sex dungeons, she-male sex toys, silly, silly natives, sleeping, sophie, steller, stones, sustainable living, taco bell, the bible, the katie game, the magnetic fields, the real people, thomas freidman, thrift stores, ties, toni morrison, trampolines, traveling, van halen, van morrison, waiting for katie, well dressed, wimmens, wrastling alligators, wumen, xavier rudd, yup'ik,

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